Episode 62: Help! I'm in Love with My Starship!

Rip Hunter falls in love with Gideon on Legends of Tomorrow

Rip Hunter falls in love with Gideon on Legends of Tomorrow

You can't really be a starship captain without falling in deep romantic, and possibly sexual romances with your ship. From Star Trek to A Long Way to a Small Angry Planet, starship computers take on personalities and even humanoid bodies. Why do we fantasize so much about love affairs with our vessels?

Notes, Citations, & etc.

Why are ships "she"?

The ship's computer has a body in Andromeda

Rip Hunter falls in love with Gideon in Legends of Tomorrow

The ship's computer in Alien is "mother"

In Michael Chabon's first Short Trek, a man has a romance with the Discovery

In the Doctor Who episode "The Doctor's Wife," the TARDIS gets a female body

The Ship Who Sang by Anne McCaffrey features a woman's brain in a ship

The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet by Becky Chambers features a humanoid in love with a ship AI

In Iain M. Banks' Culture novels, the Minds have bodies all the time

In the Ancillary trilogy by Ann Leckie, the ship takes over people's bodies

In Her, a man falls in love with his phone

In Blade Runner 2049, something similar happen

In Upload, a dead man falls in love with a holographic assistant (who's a living human)

In 2001, HAL tries to kill people

In Knight Rider, Michael is best friend with his car

In Star Trek: the Original Series, Kirk loves the ship until the computer gets flirty

LEXX features a sentient starship

The Asshole Research Transport in the Murderbot series is snarky as hell

In Star Trek: Picard, the ship has many holograms of its captain

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy features neurotic male starships

In Red Dwarf, Holly is just sort of a weird dude (who is occasionally female)

Pat Murphy's There and Back Again features a ship with the brain of a cat

In Blake's 7, the ship's computer Zen is part of the crew

In Lilith's Brood by Octavia Butler, the sentient ship eats planets

In Farscape, the starship has a kid

In Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Galaxy's Child," creatures decide the ship is their mom

In Star Trek: Voyager, the ship is partially organic

In Star Trek's "The Ultimate Computer," the ship's computer tries to take Kirk's job

In John Varley's Titan, the sentient ship is a Wizard of Oz-like caretaker

In the final season of Blake's 7, Zen is replaced by a computer called Slave


Charlie Jane Anders